Population | 13.713 billion |
Capital | Brentford |
Leader | Earl Quin Dwight |
Faith | Anglican |
Currency | Egabian Pound |
Animal | ox |
The County of Middleseaxan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Earl Quin Dwight with an iron fist, and renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, free-roaming dinosaurs, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.713 billion Middleseaxanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brentford. The average income tax rate is 70.1%.
The very strong Middleseaxanian economy, worth 946 trillion Egabian Pounds a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,039 Egabian Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.
If a tree falls in the forest Earl Quin Dwight is personally notified, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom, military spending is on the increase, and visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Middleseaxan's national animal is the ox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Anglican.
Middleseaxan is ranked 39,509th in the world and 2nd in United Republic for Most Stationary, with 1,146.63675226312 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Middleseaxan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
- : Following new legislation in Middleseaxan, visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage.
- : Following new legislation in Middleseaxan, military spending is on the increase.
- : Following new legislation in Middleseaxan, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom.
- : Middleseaxan was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in Middleseaxan, if a tree falls in the forest Earl Quin Dwight is personally notified.
- : Following new legislation in Middleseaxan, the request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven.
- : Following new legislation in Middleseaxan, police are arresting costumed characters at comic book conventions.
- : Following new legislation in Middleseaxan, there's no representation without taxation.
- : Following new legislation in Middleseaxan, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway.