The Missspeled Masterpeise of Michigain is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Jayke with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 11.512 billion Michigainders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lancing. The average income tax rate is 58.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Michigainian economy, worth a remarkable 1,974 trillion Florins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 171,507 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', internet traffic has dropped to near zero, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, and people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Michigain's national animal is the Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Michigain is ranked 49,043^rd in the world and 23^rd in Right to Life for Most Patriotic, with 32.19 flags saluted per person per day.