Population | 11.952 billion |
Capital | Shandleyston |
Leader | Mercader de Lyria |
Faith | Islam |
Currency | mia |
Animal | hummingbirds |
The Seventh State of Mialof is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Mercader de Lyria with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 11.952 billion Mialofians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shandleyston. The average income tax rate is 56.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Mialofian economy, worth a remarkable 1,348 trillion mias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,848 mias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.
Fitness to teach sport is proven by urinating the furthest up a wall, what happens in court stays in court, expectant parents view twins with equal parts joy and suspicion, and fake beard sales are on the rise amongst female commuters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mialof's national animal is the hummingbirds, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Islam.
Mialof is ranked 178,515th in the world and 3,773rd in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 80.48469154532 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Mialof was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Mialof was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Mialof was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Mialof's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Mialof's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Mialof altered its national flag.
- : Mialof was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Mialof was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Mialof's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Mialof's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".