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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,155thBest Weather: 10,942ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,369th
The Seventh State of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Vengeance, my friend, is what keeps us forward.
Mercader de Lyria
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Mialof

Population11.952 billion

CapitalShandleyston
LeaderMercader de Lyria
FaithIslam

Currencymia
Animalhummingbirds

The Seventh State of Mialof is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Mercader de Lyria with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 11.952 billion Mialofians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shandleyston. The average income tax rate is 56.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Mialofian economy, worth a remarkable 1,348 trillion mias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,848 mias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Fitness to teach sport is proven by urinating the furthest up a wall, what happens in court stays in court, expectant parents view twins with equal parts joy and suspicion, and fake beard sales are on the rise amongst female commuters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mialof's national animal is the hummingbirds, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Islam.

Mialof is ranked 178,515th in the world and 3,773rd in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 80.48469154532 days.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,155thBest Weather: 10,942ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,369thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,786thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 15,285thMost Developed: 19,659thMost Patriotic: 20,184thHighest Economic Output: 20,426thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,052ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,810thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22,843rdMost Primitive: 24,549thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25,221stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26,475thLongest Average Lifespans: 28,560th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 302nd in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 595th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 619th in the regionMost Primitive: 791st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 812th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 970th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mialof was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Mialof was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Mialof was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Mialof's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Mialof's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Mialof altered its national flag.
  • : Mialof was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Mialof was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Mialof's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Mialof's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".

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