The Christmas Celebration of Meulmania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Imperial Regent with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The compassionate, cheerful population of 31.511 billion Meulmanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Scottia. The average income tax rate is 69.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Meulmanian economy, worth an astonishing 13,354 trillion Meulmarks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 423,818 Meulmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels, statistics show that terrorists often come from broken families, the new one Meulmark coin also makes a handy throwing-star, and the roads are virtually falling apart. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Meulmania's national animal is the Great White Carp, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cricket.

Meulmania is ranked 102,811^th in the world and 13^th in Australia for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 2,460.39 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.