Population | 30.708 billion |
Capital | Metalopolis |
Leader | Mies |
Faith | Monday |
Currency | plectrum |
Animal | drummer |
The Headbangin Nation of Metalopolis is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mies with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, enslaved workforce, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 30.708 billion Metalopolitians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metalopolis. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Metalopolisian economy, worth a remarkable 5,546 trillion plectrums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 180,611 plectrums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,234,388 per year while the poor average 9,550, a ratio of 129 to 1.
People all over Metalopolis are dying of 'Mad Drummer Disease', obesity is a thing of the past due to the nation's sickening cuisine, most academic research has ground to a halt, and women wear burqas to avoid unwanted male attention. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Metalopolis's national animal is the drummer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Monday.
Metalopolis is ranked 234,227th in the world and 7,010th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 23.21868652892 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Metalopolis's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Metalopolis's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Metalopolis's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Metalopolis was refounded in Osiris.
- : Metalopolis ceased to exist in Balder.
- : Metalopolis's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Metalopolis's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Metalopolis was refounded in Balder.
- : Metalopolis ceased to exist in Middle East.
- : Metalopolis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.