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Largest Gambling Industry: 637thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 732ndHighest Crime Rates: 755th
The Headbangin Nation of
Capitalist Paradise
Balls to the wall
Influence
Newcomer
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Metalopolis

Population30.708 billion

CapitalMetalopolis
LeaderMies
FaithMonday

Currencyplectrum
Animaldrummer

The Headbangin Nation of Metalopolis is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mies with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, enslaved workforce, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 30.708 billion Metalopolitians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metalopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Metalopolisian economy, worth a remarkable 5,546 trillion plectrums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 180,611 plectrums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,234,388 per year while the poor average 9,550, a ratio of 129 to 1.

People all over Metalopolis are dying of 'Mad Drummer Disease', obesity is a thing of the past due to the nation's sickening cuisine, most academic research has ground to a halt, and women wear burqas to avoid unwanted male attention. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Metalopolis's national animal is the drummer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Monday.

Metalopolis is ranked 234,227th in the world and 7,010th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 23.21868652892 days.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 637thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 732ndHighest Crime Rates: 755thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 854thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,084thMost Armed: 1,233rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,296thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,392ndMost Avoided: 1,527thFattest Citizens: 1,630thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,767thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,769thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,797thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,967thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,156thHighest Economic Output: 2,779thTop
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Largest Populations: 4,094thRudest Citizens: 6,743rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,381stMost Secular: 8,555thLargest Retail Industry: 10,898thHighest Average Incomes: 13,551stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,270thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 16,387thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,185thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,420thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24,169thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24,624thMost Efficient Economies: 25,139thMost Pro-Market: 26,517thMost Corrupt Governments: 27,235thLargest Mining Sector: 27,828th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 31st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 43rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 57th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 67th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 72nd in the regionMost Armed: 77th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 80th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 82nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 88th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 89th in the regionMost Avoided: 90th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 93rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 97th in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 111th in the regionLargest Populations: 122nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 130th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 130th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 162nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 323rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 343rd in the regionMost Secular: 474th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 492nd in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 630th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 745th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 930th in the region

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