The Emirate of Mesopotamian Arabic is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 557 million Mesopotamian Arabicians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.1%.

The thriving Mesopotamian Arabician economy, worth 43.3 trillion dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 77,682 dinars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 340,410 per year while the poor average 11,164, a ratio of 30.5 to 1.

Mesopotamian Arabician doors require a Ph.D. to open, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, and at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Leader's wardrobe. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mesopotamian Arabic's national animal is the Arabian camel.

Mesopotamian Arabic is ranked 29,911^th in the world and 54^th in Federation of Martian Colonies for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 62,844.77 Standard Monetary Units.