Population | 8.561 billion |
Capital | Almaton |
Leader | King Michael II |
Faith | Belecthorian Societal Orthodoxy |
Currency | Imperial Pound |
Animal | golden eagle |
The Empire of Meretica is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by King Michael II with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 8.561 billion Mereticans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Almaton. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Meretican economy, worth a remarkable 1,783 trillion Imperial Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 208,284 Imperial Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Meretica successfully hosted the PSUSH Olympics, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, and songwriters compete to see who can come up with the most blasphemous lyrics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Meretica's national animal is the golden eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Belecthorian Societal Orthodoxy.
Meretica is ranked 276,955th in the world and 20th in PSUSH for Most Stationary, with 7.84834219928 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Meretica, songwriters compete to see who can come up with the most blasphemous lyrics.
- : Following new legislation in Meretica, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques.
- : Following new legislation in Meretica, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award.
- : Following new legislation in Meretica, Meretica successfully hosted the PSUSH Olympics.
- : Following new legislation in Meretica, vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Meretican mussels the biggest in PSUSH.
- : Meretica voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
- : Following new legislation in Meretica, the media seems excessively interested in what King Michael II is wearing this season.
- : Following new legislation in Meretica, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
- : Following new legislation in Meretica, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused.
- : Following new legislation in Meretica, retired racing golden eagles are served truffles for breakfast.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 » Kahalefornia.