The Elven Kingdom of Memorium Land is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Odette Lefay with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and compulsory military service. The compassionate population of 5.263 billion Memorium Landians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thesalia. The average income tax rate is 75.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Memorium Landian economy, worth 573 trillion al'os a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,998 al'os, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, Odette Lefay reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, and weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Memorium Land's national animal is the swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Order of Platinum.

Memorium Land is ranked 161,924^th in the world and 332^nd in Concord for Most Authoritarian, with 652.45 milliStalins.