The Confederacy of Medoll is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Mysterious Emperor with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, triple-decker prams, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.339 billion Medollians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Medoll City. The average income tax rate is 71.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Medollian economy, worth 128 trillion Zuzulolas a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 95,879 Zuzulolas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, Medollians submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card, a dictator has seized power and outlawed elections, and prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Medoll's national animal is the Greek monster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christian.

Medoll is ranked 129,333^rd in the world and 2^nd in IceCreamLand for Most Conservative, scoring 63.25 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.