by Max Barry

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 15,010thMost Average: 20,139th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Melons will serve me!
Eminence Grise
Feeder of doggos
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population814 million

CurrencyMelon Slave
AnimalEnslaved Melon

The Republic of Me1ons is a huge, pleasant nation, remarkable for its suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 814 million Me1onsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 14.3%.

The Me1onsian economy, worth 41.2 trillion Melon Slaves a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 50,556 Melon Slaves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Harry Potter books are banned, only the brainiest citizens become academics, crop circles are intently studied by investigators with questionable merits, and grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Me1ons's national animal is the Enslaved Melon.

Me1ons is ranked 193,967th in the world and 3rd in Doggo for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -5.29 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 15,010thMost Average: 20,139th

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