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Most Pacifist: 2,988thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,761stNicest Citizens: 4,249th
The Idyllocracy of
Democratic Socialists
All else is ersatz to Mazavon!
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Mazavon

Population3.948 billion

CapitalMazavon
LeaderQueen Maisy
FaithAgnosticism

CurrencyCourjitzien
AnimalCat

The Idyllocracy of Mazavon is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Queen Maisy with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, parental licensing program, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.948 billion Mazavonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mazavon. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mazaic economy, worth 484 trillion Courjitziens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 122,845 Courjitziens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Doctors will keep brain-dead coma patients ventilated for years in order to avoid accusations of allowing people to die, married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, and referenda are held for every conceivable government action. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mazavon's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Mazavon is ranked 66,166th in the world and 6th in Aessui for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 4,902.37 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

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Most Pacifist: 2,988thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 3,761stNicest Citizens: 4,249thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,836thHealthiest Citizens: 6,097thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,176thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,360thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,585thBest Weather: 6,603rdMost Developed: 7,259thNudest: 7,815thMost Inclusive: 7,835thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,912thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,341stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,461stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,531stMost Beautiful Environments: 9,025thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,330thHighest Food Quality: 10,270thSmartest Citizens: 10,511thSafest: 11,204thLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,320thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,663rdMost Income Equality: 11,702ndLowest Crime Rates: 11,843rdHighest Poor Incomes: 11,961stMost Secular: 13,232ndLargest Governments: 14,556thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 17,239thMost Cultured: 19,652ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,487thLargest Publishing Industry: 25,274thMost Efficient Economies: 26,417thMost Scientifically Advanced: 30,082nd
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Most Average: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mazavon, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.
  • : Following new legislation in Mazavon, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security.
  • : Following new legislation in Mazavon, married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine.
  • : Following new legislation in Mazavon, doctors will keep brain-dead coma patients ventilated for years in order to avoid accusations of allowing people to die.
  • : Following new legislation in Mazavon, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Mazavon, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
  • : Following new legislation in Mazavon, army doctors who come under attack defend themselves by using stethoscopes like nunchaku.
  • : Following new legislation in Mazavon, hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities.
  • : Following new legislation in Mazavon, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise.
  • : Mazavon created a custom banner.

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