Population | 16.895 billion |
Capital | Aurorum |
Leader | ASNS |
Currency | Denarius |
Animal | Dragon |
The V͔̞̟o͉̟̦͈i̫͖̹̠̰̝̙ͅd͔͚̫̫͝ ͜͠ of Mayo and Other Condiments is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by ASNS with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.895 billion condiments are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aurorum. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Condiment economy, worth an astonishing 13,958 trillion Denarii a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 826,216 Denarii, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Contestants on Mayo and Other Condiments's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, and military pistols are more secure than the national treasury. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mayo and Other Condiments's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Mayo and Other Condiments is ranked 547th in the world and 19th in the Pacific for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 102.19 Effective Tax Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Mayo and Other Condiments, military pistols are more secure than the national treasury.
- : Following new legislation in
Mayo and Other Condiments, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.
- : Following new legislation in
Mayo and Other Condiments, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.
- : Following new legislation in
Mayo and Other Condiments, contestants on Mayo and Other Condiments's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent.
- : Following new legislation in
Mayo and Other Condiments, with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof.
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Mayo and Other Condiments, soldiers are taught to throw their guns at their enemies once the bullets have run out.
- : Following new legislation in
Mayo and Other Condiments, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel.
- : Following new legislation in
Mayo and Other Condiments, visions of giant pink Dragons are a common side effect after condiments eat their meals.
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Mayo and Other Condiments was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in
Mayo and Other Condiments, trouble-makers are frequently turned in to the government to be 'recycled'.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 » Marinas Island.