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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 41stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 48thHighest Average Incomes: 49th
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Mayo and Other Condiments

Population16.895 billion

CapitalAurorum
LeaderASNS

CurrencyDenarius
AnimalDragon

The V͔̞̟o͉̟̦͈i̫͖̹̠̰̝̙ͅd͔͚̫̫͝ ͜͠ of Mayo and Other Condiments is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by ASNS with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.895 billion condiments are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aurorum. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Condiment economy, worth an astonishing 13,958 trillion Denarii a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 826,216 Denarii, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Contestants on Mayo and Other Condiments's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, and military pistols are more secure than the national treasury. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mayo and Other Condiments's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Mayo and Other Condiments is ranked 547th in the world and 19th in the Pacific for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 102.19 Effective Tax Rate.

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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 41stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 48thHighest Average Incomes: 49thMost Corrupt Governments: 68thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 74thHighest Poor Incomes: 93rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 104thLargest Black Market: 105thLargest Information Technology Sector: 121stLargest Insurance Industry: 135thMost Patriotic: 147thMost Scientifically Advanced: 171stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 194thLargest Mining Sector: 204thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 206thLargest Governments: 255thLowest Crime Rates: 256thMost Efficient Economies: 281stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 317thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 393rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 423rdHighest Economic Output: 437thMost Subsidized Industry: 450thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 456thMost Secular: 470thHighest Average Tax Rates: 547thLargest Agricultural Sector: 574thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 726thSmartest Citizens: 846thMost Advanced Public Education: 859thFattest Citizens: 929thMost Avoided: 1,246thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,662ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,086thRudest Citizens: 2,590thLargest Retail Industry: 2,673rdMost Developed: 2,978thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 5,167thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,580thLargest Gambling Industry: 9,511thMost Stationary: 9,701stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,558thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,764thMost Influential: 13,067thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,398thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 18,780thLargest Populations: 25,204thMost Conservative: 29,116th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionMost Patriotic: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 12th in the regionFattest Citizens: 13th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Avoided: 15th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 18th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 19th in the regionMost Secular: 20th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 32nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 36th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 37th in the regionRudest Citizens: 40th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 44th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 84th in the regionMost Developed: 96th in the regionMost Stationary: 116th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 144th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 150th in the regionMost Influential: 170th in the regionLargest Populations: 177th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 266th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 276th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mayo and Other Condiments, military pistols are more secure than the national treasury.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayo and Other Condiments, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayo and Other Condiments, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayo and Other Condiments, contestants on Mayo and Other Condiments's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayo and Other Condiments, with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayo and Other Condiments, soldiers are taught to throw their guns at their enemies once the bullets have run out.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayo and Other Condiments, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayo and Other Condiments, visions of giant pink Dragons are a common side effect after condiments eat their meals.
  • : Mayo and Other Condiments was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Mayo and Other Condiments, trouble-makers are frequently turned in to the government to be 'recycled'.

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