Population | 3.975 billion |
Capital | Maxiel |
Leader | King Max |
Faith | Food |
Currency | Courjitzien |
Animal | Cat |
The Enormity of Maxiel is a massive, genial nation, ruled by King Max with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, ban on automobiles, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.975 billion Maxielians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maxiel. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Maxielian economy, worth 520 trillion Courjitziens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 130,952 Courjitziens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation forgives those who are big enough to admit they made a mistake, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, and acrimonious legal battles result during divorce proceedings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Maxiel's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Food.
Maxiel is ranked 13,585th in the world and 3rd in Aessui for Largest Governments, scoring 33.73 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Maxiel, acrimonious legal battles result during divorce proceedings.
- : Following new legislation in Maxiel, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.
- : Following new legislation in Maxiel, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma.
- : Following new legislation in Maxiel, the nation forgives those who are big enough to admit they made a mistake.
- : Following new legislation in Maxiel, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
- : Following new legislation in Maxiel, listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases.
- : Following new legislation in Maxiel, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up.
- : Following new legislation in Maxiel, farting etiquette is taught in schools.
- : Following new legislation in Maxiel, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play.
- : Following new legislation in Maxiel, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.