The Golden Covenant of Mauvang is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its closed borders, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.687 billion Mauvang are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Mauvanese economy, worth a remarkable 1,507 trillion woolongs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 265,039 woolongs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
Environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests, citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, and a rusted hulk in Mauvang City harbour has been voted the worst eyesore in Commonwealth of Sovereign States. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mauvang's national animal is the octopus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yellowism.
Mauvang is ranked 8,902nd in the world and 25th in Commonwealth of Sovereign States for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 6,550.97 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
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Mauvang was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
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Mauvang, a rusted hulk in Mauvang City harbour has been voted the worst eyesore in Commonwealth of Sovereign States.
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Mauvang, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
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Mauvang, citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals.
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Mauvang, environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests.
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Mauvang, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police.
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Mauvang, unpopular politicians are often caught between a rock and a hard place.
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Mauvang, a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went.
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Mauvang, people are always complaining about dam builders running behind schedule.
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Mauvang, the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash.