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Most Devout: 421stMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,302ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,355th
The Golden Covenant of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Divine Light Shines Greater Than One Billion Suns
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Mauvang

Population5.687 billion

FaithYellowism

Currencywoolong
Animaloctopus

The Golden Covenant of Mauvang is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its closed borders, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.687 billion Mauvang are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Mauvanese economy, worth a remarkable 1,507 trillion woolongs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 265,039 woolongs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests, citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, and a rusted hulk in Mauvang City harbour has been voted the worst eyesore in Commonwealth of Sovereign States. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mauvang's national animal is the octopus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yellowism.

Mauvang is ranked 8,902nd in the world and 25th in Commonwealth of Sovereign States for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 6,550.97 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Devout: 421stMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,302ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,355thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,404thFattest Citizens: 1,670thMost Patriotic: 1,906thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,002ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,030thLargest Mining Sector: 2,610thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,904thMost Cultured: 3,000thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,091stLowest Crime Rates: 3,465thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,001stHighest Average Incomes: 4,608thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,726thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,826thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,543rdLargest Governments: 5,564thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,635thMost Authoritarian: 6,912thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,081stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,267thLargest Black Market: 7,318thMost Efficient Economies: 8,622ndMost Primitive: 8,767thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,902ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,102ndMost Subsidized Industry: 9,105thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,414thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,139thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,764thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,640thMost Conservative: 14,280thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,244thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 21,075thLargest Retail Industry: 27,194thMost Extreme: 33,758th
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Most Devout: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionFattest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 15th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20th in the regionMost Patriotic: 20th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 25th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 26th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 27th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 29th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mauvang was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Mauvang, a rusted hulk in Mauvang City harbour has been voted the worst eyesore in Commonwealth of Sovereign States.
  • : Following new legislation in Mauvang, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • : Following new legislation in Mauvang, citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in Mauvang, environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests.
  • : Following new legislation in Mauvang, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police.
  • : Following new legislation in Mauvang, unpopular politicians are often caught between a rock and a hard place.
  • : Following new legislation in Mauvang, a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went.
  • : Following new legislation in Mauvang, people are always complaining about dam builders running behind schedule.
  • : Following new legislation in Mauvang, the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash.

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