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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,366thMost Armed: 10,425thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,997th
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
You Can't Stop Progress
Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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Matzerati4

Population1.892 billion

Currencyfranc
Animalpenguin

The Republic of Matzerati4 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.892 billion Matzerati4ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 71.6%.

The very strong Matzerati4ian economy, worth 195 trillion francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 103,445 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals, scientists are not permitted to ask questions, and the military's newest toy broadcasts Matzerati4's anthem on hostile frequencies to drive enemies insane. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Matzerati4's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Matzerati4 is ranked 70,630th in the world and 1st in Lusobutanese Union for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 4,748.07 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,366thMost Armed: 10,425thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,997thMost Authoritarian: 27,422ndMost Advanced Public Education: 29,651stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 30,824th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Matzerati4, the military's newest toy broadcasts Matzerati4's anthem on hostile frequencies to drive enemies insane.
  • : Following new legislation in Matzerati4, scientists are not permitted to ask questions.
  • : Following new legislation in Matzerati4, obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals.
  • : Following new legislation in Matzerati4, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions.
  • : Following new legislation in Matzerati4, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.
  • : Matzerati4 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Matzerati4, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.
  • : Following new legislation in Matzerati4, tie-dye has been outlawed for being 'too occult'.
  • : Following new legislation in Matzerati4, slow dancing is made trickier when Auntie Edna insists on standing between the couple's arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Matzerati4, calling dibs is an unalienable right.

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