The Republic of Marxstadt is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 2.912 billion Marxstadtians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Defense and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Marxstadtian economy, worth 601 trillion equalities a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 206,503 equalities, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is common to see Maxémon Trainer listed on Marxstadtian resumés, the government merely sends empty platitudes whenever natural disasters strike foreign nations, the Marxstadtian government claim that Marxstadtians are oppressed out of love, and laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Marxstadt's national animal is the homo sapiens, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Marxstadt is ranked 275,225^th in the world and 5^th in Fuseishuu for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -23.83 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.