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Most Advanced Public Education: 4thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7thLargest Welfare Programs: 13th
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Please do keep reading my motto
Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Marxstadt

Population2.912 billion

Currencyequality
Animalhomo sapiens

The Republic of Marxstadt is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 2.912 billion Marxstadtians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Defense and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Marxstadtian economy, worth 601 trillion equalities a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 206,503 equalities, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is common to see Maxémon Trainer listed on Marxstadtian resumés, the government merely sends empty platitudes whenever natural disasters strike foreign nations, the Marxstadtian government claim that Marxstadtians are oppressed out of love, and laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Marxstadt's national animal is the homo sapiens, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Marxstadt is ranked 275,225th in the world and 5th in Fuseishuu for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -23.83 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Most Advanced Public Education: 4thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7thLargest Welfare Programs: 13thMost Subsidized Industry: 66thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 117thMost Advanced Public Transport: 275thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,174thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,226thMost Developed: 2,210thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,302ndMost Pacifist: 2,476thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,647thTop
5%
Most Secular: 2,932ndLargest Black Market: 3,365thMost Efficient Economies: 3,508thHealthiest Citizens: 3,921stLargest Governments: 4,183rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,337thMost Avoided: 5,535thNudest: 5,971stLowest Crime Rates: 6,278thHighest Average Incomes: 6,883rdNicest Citizens: 7,018thSmartest Citizens: 8,484thTop
10%
Most Income Equality: 19,036thMost Authoritarian: 26,377th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Marxstadt, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxstadt, the Marxstadtian government claim that Marxstadtians are oppressed out of love.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxstadt, the government merely sends empty platitudes whenever natural disasters strike foreign nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxstadt, it is common to see Maxémon Trainer listed on Marxstadtian resumés.
  • : Marxstadt was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxstadt, nerds everywhere are rejoicing as they are reunited with their computers.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxstadt, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxstadt, even immigrants complain that immigrants keep taking their jobs.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxstadt, the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Marxstadt, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country.

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