Population | 8.536 billion |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Badger |
The 30000 Watts Per Side of Marshall Stacks is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.536 billion Marshall Stacksians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Marshall Stacksian economy, worth a remarkable 1,327 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 155,554 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, only lightning has a chance of striking Leader twice, and glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Marshall Stacks's national animal is the Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Marshall Stacks is ranked 37,533rd in the world and 2nd in Schopenhauer for Most Stationary, with 1,216.86770731528 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Marshall Stacks, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
- : Following new legislation in Marshall Stacks, only lightning has a chance of striking Leader twice.
- : Following new legislation in Marshall Stacks, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions.
- : Following new legislation in Marshall Stacks, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.
- : Following new legislation in Marshall Stacks, flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor.
- : Following new legislation in Marshall Stacks, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers.
- : Following new legislation in Marshall Stacks, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Marshall Stacksian democracy.
- : Following new legislation in Marshall Stacks, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them.
- : Following new legislation in Marshall Stacks, spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home.
- : Following new legislation in Marshall Stacks, clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence.