The Pink Matriarchy of Mario Bros is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 24.86 billion Toads have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Princess Peach's Castle. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Mario Brosian economy, worth a remarkable 2,229 trillion gold stars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is 89,670 gold stars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The only record being broken at sporting events is the highest death toll, the government prefers to leave the past buried, foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university, and you can call your arthritic immigrant neighbour for all your roof-tiling and guttering needs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mario Bros's national animal is the tortoise, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Princess Peach Toadstool.

Mario Bros is ranked 6,663^rd in the world and 1^st in Princess Island for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 13,098.9 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.