The Supine Socialist Slothland of Maowi is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Josef Slothlin with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, ban on automobiles, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.766 billion Maowese hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bradypus City. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Maowese economy, worth 635 trillion toenails a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 133,369 toenails, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A government program is underway to revitalize Maowi's beaches, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, and the big red machine has ground to a halt. Crime is totally unknown. Maowi's national animal is the sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Maowi is ranked 241,492^nd in the world and 691^st in Europeia for Most Armed, with 0.13 Weapons Per Person.