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Largest Welfare Programs: 443rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 705thMost Valuable International Artwork: 944th
The Supine Socialist Slothland of
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Josef Slothlin
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Population2.886 billion

CapitalBradypus City
LeaderJosef Slothlin


The Supine Socialist Slothland of Maowi is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Josef Slothlin with a fair hand, and renowned for its lack of airports, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.886 billion Maowese hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bradypus City. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Maowese economy, worth 359 trillion toenails a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 124,419 toenails, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bars are packed at all hours, bins outnumber trees in city parks, there's some really clean windows in Maowese houses, and the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions. Crime is totally unknown. Maowi's national animal is the sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Maowi is ranked 226,280th in the world and 1,546th in Europeia for Most Avoided, scoring 0.31 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Largest Welfare Programs: 443rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 705thMost Valuable International Artwork: 944thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,006thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,043rdNicest Citizens: 1,057thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,127thMost Pacifist: 1,285thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,411thMost Inclusive: 1,484thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,650thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,713thBest Weather: 1,876thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,166thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 2,313thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,693rdMost Advanced Public Education: 3,049thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,069thSafest: 3,204thMost Cultured: 3,792ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,918thRudest Citizens: 5,064thLargest Governments: 5,091stMost Influential: 5,565thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,714thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,790thMost Secular: 7,798thMost Developed: 8,858thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,064thNudest: 9,143rdTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 12,533rdMost Politically Free: 12,948thSmartest Citizens: 13,582ndMost Subsidized Industry: 14,533rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,594thMost Efficient Economies: 16,402ndHealthiest Citizens: 16,720thHighest Average Incomes: 20,596thLowest Crime Rates: 21,422nd
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14th in the regionMost Politically Free: 14th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 15th in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 18th in the regionNicest Citizens: 18th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 19th in the regionMost Pacifist: 20th in the regionMost Inclusive: 23rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 26th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 27th in the regionBest Weather: 29th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 32nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 38th in the regionRudest Citizens: 42nd in the regionSafest: 42nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 44th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 49th in the regionMost Cultured: 51st in the regionNudest: 52nd in the regionLargest Governments: 54th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 81st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 86th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 95th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 108th in the regionMost Developed: 116th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 123rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 142nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 143rd in the region

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