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Largest Welfare Programs: 377thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 430thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 934th
The Supine Socialist Slothland of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Lethargy, Languor, Laziness!
Josef Slothlin
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population4.766 billion

CapitalBradypus City
LeaderJosef Slothlin


The Supine Socialist Slothland of Maowi is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Josef Slothlin with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, ban on automobiles, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.766 billion Maowese hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bradypus City. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Maowese economy, worth 635 trillion toenails a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 133,369 toenails, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A government program is underway to revitalize Maowi's beaches, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, and the big red machine has ground to a halt. Crime is totally unknown. Maowi's national animal is the sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Maowi is ranked 241,492nd in the world and 691st in Europeia for Most Armed, with 0.13 Weapons Per Person.

Largest Welfare Programs: 377thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 430thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 934thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 935thMost Compassionate Citizens: 978thNicest Citizens: 996thMost Pacifist: 1,063rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,151stMost Inclusive: 1,397thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,490thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,506thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,621stBest Weather: 1,767thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,177thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,267thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,272ndTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 2,571stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,766thSafest: 2,906thMost Influential: 3,027thMost Cultured: 3,355thLargest Governments: 4,167thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,718thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,260thRudest Citizens: 7,147thMost Developed: 8,471stHighest Poor Incomes: 9,912thNudest: 10,275thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 12,641stSmartest Citizens: 12,933rdMost Subsidized Industry: 14,011thMost Efficient Economies: 15,287thHealthiest Citizens: 15,306thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,743rdLowest Crime Rates: 18,189thMost Politically Free: 18,592ndMost Secular: 18,637thHighest Average Incomes: 18,676thHighest Drug Use: 22,367th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13th in the regionMost Pacifist: 14th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionMost Inclusive: 19th in the regionMost Politically Free: 20th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 23rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 25th in the regionNudest: 28th in the regionBest Weather: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 30th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 31st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 31st in the regionSafest: 34th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 44th in the regionLargest Governments: 45th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 47th in the regionRudest Citizens: 56th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 57th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 69th in the regionMost Extreme: 70th in the region

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