The Supine Socialist Slothland of Maowi is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Josef Slothlin with a fair hand, and renowned for its lack of airports, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.886 billion Maowese hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bradypus City. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Maowese economy, worth 359 trillion toenails a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 124,419 toenails, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bars are packed at all hours, bins outnumber trees in city parks, there's some really clean windows in Maowese houses, and the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions. Crime is totally unknown. Maowi's national animal is the sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Maowi is ranked 226,280^th in the world and 1,546^th in Europeia for Most Avoided, scoring 0.31 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.