The People's Republic of Manlinesslavia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Head Honcho with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 24.098 billion Manlinesslavians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Education, although Welfare, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mangrove. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Manlinesslavian economy, worth a remarkable 6,029 trillion credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 250,213 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, bike rage is all the rage, and burglars are known for taking cash, socks, and other valuables. Crime is totally unknown. Manlinesslavia's national animal is the squid, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Manlinessianity.

Manlinesslavia is ranked 329,649^th in the world and 15,359^th in Osiris for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -42.43 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.