The Best Football Club of Mancheseva City is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Pep Guardiola with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.813 billion Cityzens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Etihad Stadium. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Cityzen economy, worth a remarkable 1,709 trillion Sterlings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 174,172 Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Etihad Stadium's back alleys are rife with sausage eating, gossip magazines have pictures of Pep Guardiola sunbathing on the beach with political rivals, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, and teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs. Crime is totally unknown. Mancheseva City's national animal is the sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Mancheseva City is ranked 6,906^th in the world and 50^th in Europeia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 108.84 law-abiding acts per hour.