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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 428thLargest Welfare Programs: 762ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 793rd
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Ek'levos Croso Malvakia!
Th'adaam Lini
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Malvakia

Population12.915 billion

CapitalKoil-Verdos
LeaderTh'adaam Lini

CurrencyVelkoi
AnimalLakerovsky

The Socialist Federation of Malvakia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Th'adaam Lini with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, unlimited-speed roads, and digital currency. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.915 billion Malvakians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Koil-Verdos. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Malvakian economy, worth a remarkable 2,680 trillion Velkois a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 207,563 Velkois, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gift baskets often contain working nukes, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius', helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage, and hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malvakia's national animal is the Lakerovsky, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Malvakia is ranked 11,773rd in the world and 7th in First World Order for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 10,367.56 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 428thLargest Welfare Programs: 762ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 793rdMost Inclusive: 985thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,043rdLargest Governments: 1,323rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,365thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,547thMost Developed: 1,571stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,745thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,798thNicest Citizens: 1,860thMost Cultured: 1,983rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,011thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,099thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,197thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,286thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,506thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,694thSmartest Citizens: 2,760thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,797thLowest Crime Rates: 2,857thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,876thMost Efficient Economies: 3,085thSafest: 3,130thHealthiest Citizens: 3,302ndMost Pacifist: 3,584thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,656thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,839thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,083rdHighest Economic Output: 5,689thHighest Average Incomes: 5,968thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,405thBest Weather: 8,411thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,773rdTop
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Nudest: 12,477thMost Secular: 14,295thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,189thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,408thLargest Populations: 21,525thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22,025thHighest Drug Use: 24,239th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionNudest: 9th in the regionMost Income Equality: 10th in the regionMost Politically Free: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Malvakia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Malvakia was endorsed by The Republic of Ostko.
  • : Malvakia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Honeydewistania".
  • : Malvakia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Voting Equality for Freed Inmates"".
  • : Following new legislation in Malvakia, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
  • : Following new legislation in Malvakia, helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage.
  • : Following new legislation in Malvakia, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius'.
  • : Following new legislation in Malvakia, gift baskets often contain working nukes.
  • : Malvakia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Microplastics".
  • : Malvakia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Digital Network Defense"".

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