The State of MalBoeuf is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 13.429 billion MalBoeufians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The very strong MalBoeufian economy, worth 778 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. Average income is 57,995 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 269,438 per year while the poor average 7,501, a ratio of 35.9 to 1.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, nudity is frowned upon, and MalBoeuf has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. MalBoeuf's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

MalBoeuf is ranked 254,884^th in the world and 5^th in Province of Ontario for Lowest Crime Rates, with 49.47 law-abiding acts per hour.