The Holy Empire of Malaya Communism is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hansen Stalin with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, zero percent divorce rate, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.332 billion Malaya Communists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kota Stalingrat. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Malaya Communist economy, worth a remarkable 2,277 trillion Maos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 359,661 Maos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens, the might of the entire Malaya Communist Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, migrating birds in the nation's airspace are considered a violation of national sovereignty, and sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malaya Communism's national animal is the Winnie the Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Stalinism.

Malaya Communism is ranked 643^rd in the world and 5^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 37,284.86 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.