The Queendom of Maiden Forest is a massive, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 1.148 billion Maiden Forestians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maidenpolys. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Maiden Forestian economy, worth 47.7 trillion crowns a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,507 crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One can wake up in Maiden Forest and have breakfast in Bigtopia, international tensions are high as Maiden Forest threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens, the legal profession considers itself above the law, and the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Maiden Forest's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Maiden Forest is ranked 129,815^th in the world and 547^th in Europe for Most Extreme, scoring 20.74 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.