The State of Magna Cicero is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its burgeoning deer population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 29.599 billion Magna Ciceroans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, with Healthcare, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The thriving Magna Ciceroan economy, worth a remarkable 1,311 trillion betales a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 44,325 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 135,404 per year while the poor average 11,246, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, all tariffs have been abolished, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and Magna Cicero has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Magna Cicero's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Magna Cicero is ranked 253,936^th in the world and 5^th in Monaco for Lowest Crime Rates, with 49.82 law-abiding acts per hour.