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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,309thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,761stMost Conservative: 1,946th
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Magecastle Embassy Building A5

Population478 million

CapitalThe Magecastle Embassy Complex


The Colony of Magecastle Embassy Building A5 is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, frequent executions, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 478 million Ambassadors are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Spirituality also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Magecastle Embassy Complex. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.6%.

The strong Ice economy, worth 30.1 trillion guineas a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,979 guineas, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Attempts at growing pineapples in the desert have been unsuccessful, Big Belly is watching you, the only place where one can see the Ice cherry tree is in a museum, and randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Magecastle Embassy Building A5's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Magecastle Embassy Building A5 is ranked 281,706th in the world and 12,724th in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -120.61 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,309thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,761stMost Conservative: 1,946thTop
Most Primitive: 4,713thMost Influential: 5,015thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,206thMost Avoided: 11,294thTop
Most Authoritarian: 14,873rdMost Patriotic: 16,285thMost Devout: 21,522ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,471stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23,830thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 27,247th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 48th in the regionMost Conservative: 49th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 125th in the regionTop
Most Primitive: 143rd in the regionMost Avoided: 251st in the regionMost Patriotic: 599th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 656th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 674th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 689th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 741st in the regionFattest Citizens: 799th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 815th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 958th in the regionMost Extreme: 1,007th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,029th in the regionMost Influential: 1,048th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,103rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,167th in the region

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