The City State of MAACAU is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, aversion to nipples, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.577 billion MAACAENSES have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Macau. The average income tax rate is 53.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient MAACAUian economy, worth 370 trillion Reais a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 143,846 Reais, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, billions of Reais are spent to take high-quality photos of the Dog Nebula, and students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. MAACAU's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

MAACAU is ranked 44,723^rd in the world and 1,976^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,349.48 on the Societal Mobility Rating.