The Fishing Colony of Lux Conos is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leonel Fishboy Conos with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.697 billion Conosians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brithyll. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Lux Conosian economy, worth 134 trillion Trout a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 79,431 Trout, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, Lux Conos's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach, and people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lux Conos's national animal is the Trout, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is No gods Only trout.

Lux Conos is ranked 171,163^rd in the world and 7,104^th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.08 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.