The Fishing Colony of Lux Conos is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Leonel Fishboy Conos with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 2.091 billion Conosians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brithyll. The average income tax rate is 75.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Lux Conosian economy, worth 158 trillion Trout a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is 75,566 Trout, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every week is blindness awareness week, religious education is a new government priority, bronze and marble supplies are running low as sculptors depict full-figured subjects, and churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lux Conos's national animal is the Trout, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is No gods Only trout.

Lux Conos is ranked 209,073^rd in the world and 8,227^th in The North Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 23.37 Insults Per Minute.