The Binge watchers Animia of Lurklife 7 is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Likanu Lada with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, fear of technology, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.647 billion Lurklife 7ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tachilano. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.8%.

The powerhouse Lurklife 7ian economy, worth 814 trillion rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,244 rupees, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

Most citizens in Lurklife 7 are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms, and Lurklife 7ian companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lurklife 7's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zuruzuru.

Lurklife 7 is ranked 3,273^rd in the world and 9^th in Suspicious for Most Primitive, scoring 148.1 on the Scary Big Number Scale.