Population | 45.185 billion |
Capital | Mare Loon |
Leader | Billy Pilgrim |
Faith | Tao te Loon |
Currency | pop-top |
Animal | Infamous Marxist Loon |
The N-Space Compression of Luna Amore is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Billy Pilgrim with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 45.185 billion Amorians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.
The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Education, although Welfare, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Defense and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mare Loon. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Amorian economy, worth an astonishing 15,501 trillion pop-tops a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 343,076 pop-tops, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,191,270 per year while the poor average 72,066, a ratio of 16.5 to 1.
Stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found, and the nation leads Free Thought for unlikely accidents and truffle consumption. Crime is totally unknown. Luna Amore's national animal is the Infamous Marxist Loon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tao te Loon.
Luna Amore is ranked 125,218th in the world and 9th in Free Thought for Most Stationary, with 275.87803871572 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Luna Amore was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Luna Amore lodged a message on the Free Thought Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Luna Amore, the nation leads Free Thought for unlikely accidents and truffle consumption.
- : Following new legislation in Luna Amore, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found.
- : Following new legislation in Luna Amore, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression.
- : Following new legislation in Luna Amore, stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations.
- : Following new legislation in Luna Amore, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
- : Luna Amore was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Luna Amore was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments and the Top 5% for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Following new legislation in Luna Amore, the banshee wail foretells skies of death.