The Grand Duchy of Lucritedsomonkerp is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 870 million Lucritedsomonkerpians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zhelvine. The average income tax rate is 40.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Lucritedsomonkerpian economy, worth 102 trillion Septims a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 117,629 Septims, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, and corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lucritedsomonkerp's national animal is the Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lucritedsomonkerp is ranked 230,716^th in the world and 9,550^th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 54.59 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.