The Constitutional Monarchy of Lubach is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning sheep population. The hard-working population of 17.257 billion Lubachians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 22.2%.

The Lubachian economy, worth 696 trillion yeuros a year, is dominated by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Average income is 40,388 yeuros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lubach's national animal is the sheep, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Lubach is ranked 209,326^th in the world and 2,480^th in the West Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 7.09 flags saluted per person per day.