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Most Patriotic: 4,427thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,146thMost Armed: 7,050th
The Rogue Nation of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Love One Another
Influence
Unproven
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

LSN32

Population3.173 billion

CapitalPortland
LeaderLisa
FaithWicca

Currencycoin
Animalcow

The Rogue Nation of LSN32 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lisa with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory gun ownership, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.173 billion LSN32ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Portland. The average income tax rate is 52.8%.

The frighteningly efficient LSN32ian economy, worth 531 trillion coins a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 167,559 coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, and a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LSN32's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wicca.

LSN32 is ranked 53,083rd in the world and 1,099th in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,463.5 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most Patriotic: 4,427thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,146thMost Armed: 7,050thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,345thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,087thMost Devout: 8,525thHealthiest Citizens: 9,190thLowest Crime Rates: 12,723rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,030thHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,164thBest Weather: 15,540thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,140thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 18,617thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,052ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 19,273rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 19,579thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,666thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,762ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,543rdSmartest Citizens: 24,695thMost Efficient Economies: 24,942ndMost Inclusive: 26,651stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 28,436thLargest Information Technology Sector: 29,519thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 30,512thLargest Black Market: 31,415thLargest Governments: 32,804th
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Most Patriotic: 97th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 104th in the regionMost Armed: 152nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 186th in the regionMost Devout: 202nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 204th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 212th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 234th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 252nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 264th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 329th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 341st in the regionBest Weather: 349th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 379th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 381st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 392nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 425th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 429th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 448th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in LSN32, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect.
  • : Following new legislation in LSN32, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
  • : Following new legislation in LSN32, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars.
  • : Following new legislation in LSN32, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster.
  • : Following new legislation in LSN32, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers.
  • : Following new legislation in LSN32, the government has declared that sharing is uncaring.
  • : LSN32 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector and Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in LSN32, overly distant dads are conscripted into national nappy service.
  • : Following new legislation in LSN32, LSN32 successfully hosted the the Rejected Realms Olympics.
  • : Following new legislation in LSN32, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence.

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