Population | 3.173 billion |
Capital | Portland |
Leader | Lisa |
Faith | Wicca |
Currency | coin |
Animal | cow |
The Rogue Nation of LSN32 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lisa with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory gun ownership, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.173 billion LSN32ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Portland. The average income tax rate is 52.8%.
The frighteningly efficient LSN32ian economy, worth 531 trillion coins a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 167,559 coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
Political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, and a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LSN32's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wicca.
LSN32 is ranked 53,083rd in the world and 1,099th in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,463.5 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in LSN32, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect.
- : Following new legislation in LSN32, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
- : Following new legislation in LSN32, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars.
- : Following new legislation in LSN32, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster.
- : Following new legislation in LSN32, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers.
- : Following new legislation in LSN32, the government has declared that sharing is uncaring.
- : LSN32 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector and Largest Governments.
- : Following new legislation in LSN32, overly distant dads are conscripted into national nappy service.
- : Following new legislation in LSN32, LSN32 successfully hosted the the Rejected Realms Olympics.
- : Following new legislation in LSN32, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence.