Population | 14.899 billion |
Capital | Napata |
Leader | President Bisharin |
Faith | Coptic Orthodoxy |
Currency | Nubian dollar |
Animal | Nubian Ibex |
The Greater Empire of Lower Nubia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Bisharin with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.899 billion Lower Nubians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Napata. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Lower Nubian economy, worth a remarkable 2,421 trillion Nubian dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 162,548 Nubian dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", when their backs are against the walls Lower Nubians look out for gay men, several inches are being added to first class seating, and parking's carefree without parking car fees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lower Nubia's national animal is the Nubian Ibex, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Coptic Orthodoxy.
Lower Nubia is ranked 5,141st in the world and 3rd in Africa for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,374.04 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Lower Nubia resigned from the World Assembly.
- : Lower Nubia was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Roentgenia.
- : Lower Nubia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies and Most Zombified.
- : Lower Nubia was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Dominion of Kingdom of Saint Paul, infecting 7 million survivors.
- : Lower Nubia was endorsed by The Democratic States of Bro Kinaba.
- : Lower Nubia was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Confederacy of Hammerford, infecting 1 million survivors.
- : Lower Nubia was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Confederacy of Hammerford, infecting 1 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : Lower Nubia was ravaged by a Zombie Shrieker Horde from The Greater Arab Republics of Akzvoria, infecting 2 million survivors.
- : Lower Nubia was ravaged by a Zombie Shrieker Horde from The Greater Arab Republics of Akzvoria, infecting 5 million survivors.
- : Lower Nubia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombies and Most Survivors.