The Free State of Lovarpia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Gary H Finbarr with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.732 billion Lovarpians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vitechilecy. The average income tax rate is 87.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lovarpian economy, worth 759 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,489 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's gigantic air force is both respected and feared, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Lovarpian selfishness, and pranking is an art form. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lovarpia's national animal is the albatross, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Barbatosism.

Lovarpia is ranked 53,473^rd in the world and 1,219^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 75.6 law-abiding acts per hour.