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Most Primitive: 6thMost Devout: 29thMost Ignorant Citizens: 32nd
The Intolerancy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Shut up! Who asked you?
Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Losfebev

Population33.719 billion

CapitalLosfebev City
LeaderPatriarch
FaithPatriarchy

Currencynonthing
Animalnonthing

The Intolerancy of Losfebev is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Patriarch with an iron fist, and renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, parental licensing program, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 33.719 billion irrelevances are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — is primarily concerned with Defense, with Spirituality, Law & Order, and Environment also on the agenda, while Welfare and Healthcare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Losfebev City. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The large but stagnant Losfebevian economy, worth 569 trillion nonthings a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Basket Weaving and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 16,888 nonthings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens, attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging, shouting contests are an important part of government job interviews, and forecasts predict rains of loose lead and mortar shells for the next six weeks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Losfebev's national animal is the nonthing, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Patriarchy.

Losfebev is ranked 247,172nd in the world and 6th in Oubliette for Most Armed, with 0.06 weapons per person.

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Most Primitive: 6thMost Devout: 29thMost Ignorant Citizens: 32ndBest Weather: 74thMost Beautiful Environments: 153rdMost Corrupt Governments: 167thLowest Crime Rates: 200thMost Stationary: 384thMost Patriotic: 1,020thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,470thLargest Populations: 1,752ndTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,601stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,664thLargest Black Market: 3,003rdLargest Governments: 3,127thMost Authoritarian: 3,185thMost Conservative: 4,830thMost Influential: 6,079thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,119thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17,944thMost Extreme: 18,080thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,453rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, forecasts predict rains of loose lead and mortar shells for the next six weeks.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, shouting contests are an important part of government job interviews.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, most pop videos prominently feature the Losfebevian flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, people have to sneak out of the country in order to have sex.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, family bonding sessions are considered immoral and are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up.
  • : Following new legislation in Losfebev, Irrelevances believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun.

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