Population | 16.951 billion |
Capital | Tintwistle |
Leader | Longdendale Bauheim |
Faith | Spud |
Currency | Bottle Cap |
Animal | Death Claw |
The Socialist Republic of Longdendale is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Longdendale Bauheim with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, free-roaming dinosaurs, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.951 billion Longdendaleans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tintwistle. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Longdendalean economy, worth a remarkable 2,576 trillion Bottle Caps a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 151,971 Bottle Caps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, the hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape, toast never burns but always has a weird chemical taste, and the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Longdendale's national animal is the Death Claw, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Spud.
Longdendale is ranked 3,253rd in the world and 6th in United Kingdom for Most Patriotic, with 94.27 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Longdendale was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : Longdendale lodged a message on the United Kingdom Regional Message Board.
- : Longdendale lodged a message on the United Kingdom Regional Message Board.
- : Longdendale was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Empire of Ebonnium, killing 2 million zombies and restoring to an undecided nation!
- : Longdendale was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies.
- : Longdendale was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from The Empire of Ebonnium, curing 13 million infected.
- : Longdendale was cleansed by a Level 3 Mechanized Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Empire of Ebonnium, killing 38 million zombies.
- : Longdendale was cleansed by a Level 3 Mechanized Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Empire of Ebonnium, killing 72 million zombies.
- : Longdendale was cleansed by a Level 3 Mechanized Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Empire of Ebonnium, killing 54 million zombies.
- : Longdendale was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified and Most Zombies.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 8 » South Boston Irishmen, Lancashia, Welsh Texas, Silver Steps, Strongton, Ebonnium, Sodoriash, and Borrhead.