The Kingdom of Lombardy-Venetia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Archduke Rainer Joseph of Austria with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical population of 23.623 billion Lombardo-Venetians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Spirituality, with Law & Order, Welfare, and Defense also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mailand. The average income tax rate is 28.4%.

The strong Lombardo-Venetian economy, worth 931 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 39,413 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government is seen to favor Catholics, Lombardy-Venetia has designated Mailand as its capital city, Archduke Rainer Joseph of Austria has just been declared ruler of Lombardy-Venetia in an international press conference, and Roman Catholicism has been named as Lombardy-Venetia's national religion. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Lombardy-Venetia's national animal is the lion and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Lombardy-Venetia is ranked 67,608^th in the world and 25^th in Equilism for Most Authoritarian, with 1,396.91 milliStalins.