by Max Barry

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Safest: 1,063rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,867thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,923rd
The Red Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Truth Will Triumph
Foreign Affairs (Loller)
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population12.527 billion

CapitalLulz City
LeaderSebero Sree

AnimalBig Neck Bird

The Red Republic of LollerLand is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sebero Sree with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.527 billion Lollerians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lulz City. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient LollerLandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,274 trillion Golds a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 181,550 Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42, politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad, and the nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LollerLand's national animal is the Big Neck Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

LollerLand is ranked 1,923rd in the world and 2nd in Caer Sidi for Least Corrupt Governments, with 96.3 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Safest: 1,063rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,867thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,923rdLongest Average Lifespans: 2,014thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,278thTop
Nicest Citizens: 2,342ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,430thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,619thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,667thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,727thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,760thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,801stLargest Governments: 2,803rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,849thMost Developed: 2,893rdLowest Crime Rates: 2,980thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,197thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,313thMost Pacifist: 3,442ndBest Weather: 3,526thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,532ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,564thMost Cultured: 3,801stMost Inclusive: 3,938thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,191stSmartest Citizens: 4,318thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,997thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,451stMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,887thHighest Economic Output: 6,505thHighest Average Incomes: 8,344thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,412thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,684thMost Secular: 8,835thMost Efficient Economies: 10,822ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,882ndTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 12,007thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,294thLargest Populations: 20,062ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 21,094th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionNudest: 10th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the region

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