The Constitutional Monarchy of Lofandia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by HM Alexander I with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 10.179 billion Lofandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Highdiam. The average income tax rate is 61.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lofandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,752 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 172,170 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Doctors can't help but regard HM Alexander I Vcte Mgve MF CMLLM GCLE with envy, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, the Father of the House has been in office just shy of a fortnight, and a passport is literally priceless. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lofandia's national animal is the Brown bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Lofandia is ranked 269,214^th in the world and 362^nd in United Kingdom for Most Extreme, scoring 7.98 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.