The Lizard of Lizard league is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Lizard with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ritual sacrifices, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 6.627 billion Lizards have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lizardburg. The average income tax rate is 46.0%.

The powerhouse Lizard economy, worth 672 trillion Lizzes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,428 Lizzes, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Calling dibs is an unalienable right, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, and medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lizard league's national animal is the Lizard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lizardism.

Lizard league is ranked 118,746^th in the world and 1,077^th in Artificial Solar System for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.84 law-abiding acts per hour.