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Highest Disposable Incomes: 2ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2ndMost Armed: 2nd
The Empire of
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Roses have thorns!
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Instigator
Militia Officer
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Little Flowers

Population39.014 billion

CapitalPetalopia
Leadera half dozen Conglomerates
FaithMoghdom

Currencypetal
Animalhoney bee

The Empire of Little Flowers is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by a half dozen Conglomerates with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, ritual sacrifices, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 39.014 billion Badasses enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petalopia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Badass economy, worth an astonishing 37,503 trillion petals a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 961,275 petals, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 9,005,526 per year while the poor average 8,625, a ratio of 1,044 to 1.

A stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one, and card collectors duel to the death. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Little Flowers's national animal is the honey bee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Moghdom.

Little Flowers is ranked 233,280th in the world and 29th in Eladen for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -180.8 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Highest Disposable Incomes: 2ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2ndMost Armed: 2ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2ndHighest Crime Rates: 3rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4thMost Avoided: 4thMost Efficient Economies: 4thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4thHighest Economic Output: 5thLargest Gambling Industry: 6thFattest Citizens: 8thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12thHighest Average Incomes: 12thMost Rebellious Youth: 17thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 26thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 27thLargest Insurance Industry: 30thRudest Citizens: 43rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 44thMost Scientifically Advanced: 52ndLargest Mining Sector: 69thLargest Populations: 120thMost Corrupt Governments: 186thLargest Retail Industry: 215thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 216thMost Devout: 560thLargest Publishing Industry: 627thLargest Information Technology Sector: 768thSmartest Citizens: 1,087thMost Cultured: 1,419thLargest Governments: 1,728thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,856thMost Pro-Market: 1,971stTop
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Largest Black Market: 5,119thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,057thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,622ndMost Influential: 8,670thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,702nd
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Little Flowers was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead and Most Zombified.
  • : Little Flowers was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Little Flowers was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Little Flowers was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Little Flowers was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Little Flowers was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides and the Top 5% for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Little Flowers was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : Little Flowers was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Wagria, curing 529 million infected.
  • : Little Flowers was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Wagria, curing 451 million infected.
  • : Little Flowers was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Wagria, curing 190 million infected.

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