The Commonwealth of Limeyan is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 840 million Limeyanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lemonland City. The average income tax rate is 45.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Limeyanian economy, worth 35.9 trillion Limemarks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,789 Limemarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Fat-shaming is now public policy, teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, and the nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Limeyan's national animal is the Lemonboar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Limeyan is ranked 87,246^th in the world and 42^nd in Bozarkia for Most Patriotic, with 18.62 flags saluted per person per day.