Population | 5.233 billion |
Capital | Duinyurmam |
Leader | Bingham Pastorio |
Faith | Intercourse |
Currency | ligma |
Animal | slugma |
The Holy Cummunity of Ligmabaels is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bingham Pastorio with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.233 billion Ligmabaelis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Duinyurmam. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Ligmabaeli economy, worth a remarkable 1,581 trillion ligmas a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 302,144 ligmas, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.
Blasphemers and government critics often die in very unusual and unlikely accidents, only senior nuclear power plant employees may use the control rods to warm up their lunches, chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Duinyurmam's playgrounds, and blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ligmabaels's national animal is the slugma, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Intercourse.
Ligmabaels is ranked 81,467th in the world and 1,489th in the Rejected Realms for Most Extreme, scoring 25.76 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ligmabaels was endorsed by The Eggdog-Abundant Haven of United States Of Alpha.
- : Following new legislation in Ligmabaels, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued.
- : Following new legislation in Ligmabaels, chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Duinyurmam's playgrounds.
- : Ligmabaels endorsed The Great nest and True artist of Land of bird.
- : Ligmabaels endorsed The Theodemocracy of Saletonia.
- : Ligmabaels was endorsed by The Great nest and True artist of Land of bird.
- : Ligmabaels was endorsed by The Theodemocracy of Saletonia.
- : Following new legislation in Ligmabaels, only senior nuclear power plant employees may use the control rods to warm up their lunches.
- : Following new legislation in Ligmabaels, blasphemers and government critics often die in very unusual and unlikely accidents.
- : Ligmabaels was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes and Lowest Crime Rates and the Top 10% for Most Authoritarian.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 23 » Angbhand, Federated Ugasque Countries, New Anarchisticstan, Elaribel, Andromeda Islands, Regione Calabria, Sealand newam, Chocolatistan, Inclement Space, Orcuo, Mad Jack Is Rejected, Toerana, Courage Caverns, Alymurh, Perfect Sublime Masters, The Daeldo Empire, United Calanworie, Neo Imperial America, Arctic Lands, TescoPepsi, Saletonia, Land of bird, and United States Of Alpha.