The Multiversal empire of Life empire is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 8.096 billion Life empireans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the life universe. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Life empirean economy, worth a remarkable 1,972 trillion infinity credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 243,663 infinity credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 951,424 per year while the poor average 42,563, a ratio of 22.4 to 1.

Populations of two-headed dragons have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites, teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art, airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism, and prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Life empire's national animal is the dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Life empire is ranked 45,102^nd in the world and 1^st in the power alliance for Lowest Crime Rates, with 75.73 law-abiding acts per hour.