The Socially Democratic Republic of Leycion is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Bugs Conejo with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 3.302 billion Leycionians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lapiny. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Leycionian economy, worth 375 trillion Bumbles a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,632 Bumbles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians can be seen taking candy from babies, stores employing more than 100 employees are required to be at least twenty miles from any competitor, there's never enough space in space, and there are no more heroes any more. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Leycion's national animal is the Giant Rabbit, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Leycion is ranked 62,240^th in the world and 2,790^th in Osiris for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 4,316.88 on the Hickory Productivity Index.