The Empire of Letter for My Bed is a huge, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The devout population of 316 million Letter for My Bedians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 42.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Letter for My Bedian economy, worth 20.2 trillion Duckcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,845 Duckcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, the government tries not to listen to the people unless it absolutely has to, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, and citizens are arrested for naturally producing proteins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Letter for My Bed's national animal is the Duck, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Letter for My Bed is ranked 115,681^st in the world and 1,045^th in Artificial Solar System for Largest Governments, scoring 15.39 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.