The United Sneg Republics of Legio Militia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Chomsky Tempest with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, strictly enforced bedtime, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.717 billion Snegs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defense, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cornelia. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Sneg economy, worth a remarkable 1,483 trillion Labor Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 152,628 Labor Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The inchworm that measured the marigolds is six feet under, purported secret military bases are dismissed by Chomsky Tempest to be highly-advanced toilet factories, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs, and the government seems embarrassed to be seen governing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Legio Militia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pantheism.

Legio Militia is ranked 2,432^nd in the world and 11^th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Largest Governments, scoring 52.64 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.