The Military Junta of Legio Doloris is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by High General 000000000001 with an iron fist, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.155 billion Legio Dolorisians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperare Ordinis. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Legio Dolorisian economy, worth a remarkable 5,032 trillion State Credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 414,062 State Credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,595,055 per year while the poor average 73,931, a ratio of 21.6 to 1.

Female brains are believed to heat up dangerously when 'overclocked', Legio Dolorisians believe manners maketh the leader, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Legio Doloris at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list, and the Imperare Ordinis Prison Revue puts on a better stage show than anything in the Theatre District. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Legio Doloris's national animal is the vulture, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Statism.

Legio Doloris is ranked 2,674^th in the world and 2^nd in Astral Sea for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 12,218.9 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.